For the past few days I have searched the Internet for nerdy, cogsci-related pickup lines. I SWEAR it's not because I have a 4k word paper due on Friday, a lab due, a stats writeup, a midterm Wednesday, and quiz tomorrow. That CAN'T be it, right? Hah.
Disclaimer: I came up with NONE of these.
If I were a neurotransmitter, I would be dopamine so I could activate your reward pathway.
My hypothalamus must be secreting serotonin because baby, I want you!
Hey baby, want to form a synapse with me and exchange neurotransmitters?
If I were a Shwann cell, I'd squeeze areound your axon and give you a fast action potential.
If you were a concentration gradient I'd go down on you.
You must be the one for me, since my selectively permeable membrane let you through.
Hey baby, why don’t we instantiate a new Love object and pass in ourselves as the parameters.
Just being around you sets my synapses on fire.
Before I can commit to this relationship, I need you to declare your variables.
I checked your syntax and found no errors. Wanna go compile?
Baby, if they made you in Java, you’d be the object of my desire.
Why don’t we use some Fourier analysis on our relationship and reduce to a series of simple periodic functions
You just made me cross the action potential threshold...
I'd bind to your active site.
I think we should use an re-uptake inhibitor..
Let my ligand bind your G protein... I swear, you'll experience a cascade of reactions.
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